[Zoë]:
Aya aya aya
My sink's on fire, fire
Pass me the pliers
Pla yayayayayayayayaers

[Zoë Spoken]:
We need the Handyman
Oh goody, pass me the rolodex

[Zoë & (Jack)]:
You'll be my Handyman
I'll be your Handywoman
We'll be so handy hand in hand (Hello?)
That's the plan, Stan

[Jack]:
What is the problem?
[Zoë]:
There's something in the sink
[Jack]:
Oh are they clogged hun?
[Zoë]:
Will you get out the kink?
[Jack]:
Well I can try
[Zoë]:
You and me equals a connection
A strong link

[Jack]:
WOW! WOW! Pretty lady, slow down, I'm a pro
Been known to make the stickiest of icky clogs flow
Now let me check out your problem
I'll be your Handyman, unclog them

[Zoë & (Jack)]:
You'll be my Handyman (I'll take your problems)
I'll be your Handywoman (And I will solve them)
We'll be so handy hand in hand
(That's the plan)/That's the plan, Stan

[Zoë]:
That doesn't sound right
[Jack]:
What is the problem now?
[Zoë]:
Did you close it up tight?
[Jack]:
You think I didn't know how?
[Zoë]:
I don't mean to fight
But I got dishes to do tonight

[Jack]:
Let me break it down, I dont make it up, like the truth
I hit the ground running, when I'm doing it for you
What I mean is I'm loving to be helping you out
I need to be needed and that's what it's all about

Needing to be feeding your desire to be proud
Of your Handyman, sh!t youre saying it aloud
Prolly play it to a crowd, but I'll handle, it's dandy
I'm glad to admit I am your man that is handy (Uh)

[Zoë & (Jack)]:
You'll be my Handyman (Handyman)
I'll be your Handywoman (Handywoman)
We'll be so handy hand in hand
(That's the plan)/That's the plan, Stan

[Jack]:
WOW! WOW! Pretty lady, glad to help you out
Any time that you need it you can call no doubt
If the sink is ever clogged, I'm your Handyman
[Zoë]:
Handyman